June 2012
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nayatrollvera replied to your post: Ohnoes.
sure you like him.
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Ohnoes.
A guy who was hitting on me for a while like two years ago recently broke up with is girlfriend.
Of course he starts talking to me on facebook chat.
Telling me he’s probably moving to Ghent and he’s still looking for a housemate.
Dude.
How about no.
Anonymous asked: The spider you trapped in the wall....he found torturing you was better than outright killing
“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
– Stephen Fry (via thevoicecalledcheesecake)
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Turned it on and off again.
Works every. single. time.
My iTunes library disappeared! There's 245 songs...
NO
WHY
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
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I’m gonna have dinner with the Game of Thrones finale now. I’ll probably squeeze in some studying afterwards, and then I’ll read ASoIaF before I go to sleep. Yes. Good. Me Gusta.
I’ll probably squeeze in some studying afterwards, and then I’ll read ASoIaF before I go to sleep.
studying
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Best Author-on-Author Insults In History
Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.
H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.
William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.
Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
Truman Capote on Jack Kerouac: That's not writing, it's typing.
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button-boy replied to your post: book-of-flights replied to your post:…
i agree with this statement :D
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I whistle.
With silly flourishes.
When I’m alone.
Or at home.
Sometimes my bro joins in and we do a kind of whistle-jam.
This is a fairly recent development.
I thought you should know that about me.
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windinnovember replied to your post: SUCCESS!
zo vriendelijk, veel boeken kopen die op mijn leeslijst staan, geef maar snel aan mij, dan kan je braaf leren!
*hissss* Ze zijn van mij! :p
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book-of-flights replied to your post: SUCCESS!
This reads like a List Of Reasons Why I Love Jos
More like a List Of Reasons Why I Am The Awkwardest Human Being Alive.
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windinnovember replied to your post: OMG OMG OMG
IK ZEI TOCH DAT WE ER OVER MOETEN PRATEN!!!! (of gaat het over de seizoens finale? ach ja, ik weet toch wat er gaat gebeuren)
Ja, tging over de finale, maar binnenkort komen er reacties op de boeken! :p
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OMG OMG OMG
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"Once a man has taken the black" should have ended...
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Watchsallyintheskywithdiamonds:
mr-derp-herpin:
morifarty:
I am convinced this man is insane
SUCCESS!
This is kinda longish, so for your convenience I put it under a read more.
To summarise; I feel accomplished, guilty, kind of evil/insane, and all-round good.
[[MORE]]My first exam was a piece of cake! We got four pages to write our answers on, and I filled them out completely. My answers fit perfectly! Like, down to the last line! I love it when that happens.
However, I couldn’t get the...
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Bye, Tumblr!
I’m about to go missing in action for the next couple of days! Might pop in now and then, but I’m afraid I’ll be studying my ass off until Wednesday…. and when I’m not studying, I will probably be reading ASoIaF.
How do you make holy water?
asherlockian:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
actinoutloud:
badwolfcomplex:
catholicfemininegenius:
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE.
it took me a while to get this but oh my gOD
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book-of-flights replied to your photo: Success! ASoIaF Wives and Daughters (which I…
OMG PERFECT
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dontmakepeopleintoheroes replied to your post: dontmakepeopleintoheroes replied to your…
Birthday studying? Nah, mate. Getting wasted? Yes. Yes indeed.
I didn’t study nearly enough, and I had plenty of drinks! Everything according to plan!